Cartoon Bust in the News

As everyone’s probably heard by now, the infamous Cartoon Network weed delivery service was recently busted up by the Man. What you might not have known however, is that before they were busting it up they were taking advantage of its services!

According to CBS’s 11 o’clock news, besides a long list of celebrities, atheletes, and musicians, the Cartoon directory was also traced back to various NYPD police precincts, including One Police Plaza, and even New York’s FBI Headquarters! Although both organizations refused to comment, CBS learned that none of the calls to Cartoon were related to investigations or any kind of official business. Which just goes to show…even the Man gets high.