El Paso Restaurant

134 W Houston St
Btwn MacDougal & Sullivan
Mexican/Spanish Cuisine

Bar/Drinks: The worst Margaritas I have ever had. You would think that a Mexican/Spanish restaurant would know how to make a good Margarita. Well I guess they proved that assumption wrong. It’s kind of sad when a chain Restaurant like, Chili’s Margarita Bar and Grill, can put your restaurant to shame.

Service: Non-English speaking employees, enough said. They also did nothing to solve the mystery of the margarita that was the same color as the glass of water.

Food: Not bad overall…still, I would have rather ate at Taco Bell. At least there employees can speak English.

Atmosphere: An Italian Restaurant transformed into a Mexican Paradise, however it was lacking the paradise part. Faux class, not a place you want to walk into post-bong filled with ice cubes.

Dankster Rating: 4/10
(I would never go there again. Save your money kids and eat at Taco Bell)

- Review by Dank Food Consultant, B.R.J. Spencer